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<blockquote data-quote="Pura Vida" data-source="post: 1486366" data-attributes="member: 131793"><p><strong>Ad Signs</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><u>A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ</u>:</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>"We will heel you</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>We will save your sole</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>We will even dye for you."</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><u>AT AN OPTOMETRIST’S OFFICE</u>:</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>come to the right place." </strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong><u>ON A PLUMBER’S TRUCK:</u></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>"We repair what your husband fixed.”</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><u>On an Electrician's truck:</u></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>"Let us remove your shorts."</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><u>On another Plumber's truck:</u></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber”</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><u>At a Car Dealership</u>:</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>"The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment."</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><u>Outside a Muffler Shop</u>:</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><u>In a Veterinarian's waiting room:</u>"Be back in 5 minutes.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Sit... Stay...</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><u>At the Electric Company</u>:</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><u>In the front yard of a Funeral Hom</u>e:</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>"Drive carefully. We'll wait." </strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><u>In a Chicago Radiator Shop</u>:</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>"Best place in town to take a leak.”</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><u>Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck</u>:</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>"Caution - this truck is full of Political Promises."</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Pura Vida, post: 1486366, member: 131793"] [B]Ad Signs[/B] [B][U]A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ[/U]:[/B] [B]"We will heel you[/B] [B]We will save your sole[/B] [B]We will even dye for you."[/B] [B][U]AT AN OPTOMETRIST’S OFFICE[/U]:[/B] [B]"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've[/B] [B]come to the right place." [/B] [B][U]ON A PLUMBER’S TRUCK:[/U][/B] [B]"We repair what your husband fixed.”[/B] [B][U]On an Electrician's truck:[/U][/B] [B]"Let us remove your shorts."[/B] [B][U]On another Plumber's truck:[/U][/B] [B]"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber”[/B] [B][U]At a Car Dealership[/U]:[/B] [B]"The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment."[/B] [B][U]Outside a Muffler Shop[/U]:[/B] [B]"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."[/B] [B][U]In a Veterinarian's waiting room:[/U]"Be back in 5 minutes.[/B] [B]Sit... Stay...[/B] [B][U]At the Electric Company[/U]:[/B] [B]"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.[/B] [B]However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.[/B] [B][U]In the front yard of a Funeral Hom[/U]e:[/B] [B]"Drive carefully. We'll wait." [/B] [B][U]In a Chicago Radiator Shop[/U]:[/B] [B]"Best place in town to take a leak.”[/B] [B][U]Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck[/U]:[/B] [B]"Caution - this truck is full of Political Promises."[/B] [/QUOTE]
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