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<blockquote data-quote="Pura Vida" data-source="post: 861482" data-attributes="member: 131793"><p>· I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off!</p><p> </p><p>· Old age is coming at a really bad time!</p><p> </p><p>· When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment ... now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation!</p><p> </p><p>· The biggest lie I tell myself is .... "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it." </p><p> </p><p>· Lord, grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can & the friends to post my bail when I finally snap! </p><p> </p><p>· I don't have gray hair. I have "wisdom highlights.” I'm just very wise.</p><p> </p><p>· My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work..</p><p> </p><p>· Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.</p><p> </p><p>· If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would’ve put them on my knees. </p><p> </p><p>· The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes”.</p><p> </p><p>· I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that second week. </p><p> </p><p>· When did it change from "We the people" to "screw the people"?</p><p> </p><p>· I've lost my mind and I’m pretty sure my kids took it!</p><p> </p><p>· Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound! </p><p> </p><p>· Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway? </p><p> </p><p>· Lord, Give me patience and give it to me NOW.</p><p> </p><p>· Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice. </p><p> </p><p>· Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?</p><p> </p><p>· At my age "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Pura Vida, post: 861482, member: 131793"] · I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off! · Old age is coming at a really bad time! · When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment ... now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation! · The biggest lie I tell myself is .... "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it." · Lord, grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can & the friends to post my bail when I finally snap! · I don't have gray hair. I have "wisdom highlights.” I'm just very wise. · My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.. · Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper. · If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would’ve put them on my knees. · The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes”. · I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that second week. · When did it change from "We the people" to "screw the people"? · I've lost my mind and I’m pretty sure my kids took it! · Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound! · Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway? · Lord, Give me patience and give it to me NOW. · Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice. · Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud? · At my age "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for. [/QUOTE]
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