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<blockquote data-quote="Pura Vida" data-source="post: 1451556" data-attributes="member: 131793"><p>This a conversation between a man and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply, but then she is speechless after answering only one question. l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there:</p><p></p><p> Woman: Do you drink beer?</p><p></p><p> Man: Yes</p><p></p><p> Woman: How many beers a day?</p><p></p><p> Man: Usually about three</p><p></p><p> Woman: How much do you pay per beer?</p><p></p><p> Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)</p><p></p><p> Woman: And how long have you been drinking?</p><p></p><p> Man: About 20 years, I suppose</p><p></p><p> Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your</p><p></p><p> spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?</p><p></p><p> Man: Correct</p><p></p><p> Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?</p><p></p><p> Man: Correct</p><p></p><p> Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?</p><p></p><p> Man: Do you drink beer?</p><p></p><p> Woman: No.</p><p></p><p> Man: Where is your airplane?</p><p></p><p><img src="http://www.diabetes.co.uk/forum/cid:image004.png@01D2B8EE.3E5A2CB0" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Pura Vida, post: 1451556, member: 131793"] This a conversation between a man and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply, but then she is speechless after answering only one question. l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there: Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about three Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!) Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane? Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: No. Man: Where is your airplane? [IMG]http://www.diabetes.co.uk/forum/cid:image004.png@01D2B8EE.3E5A2CB0[/IMG] [/QUOTE]
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