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<blockquote data-quote="Pura Vida" data-source="post: 888474" data-attributes="member: 131793"><p>Subject: FW: Small Brown Bottle *</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>seniors are smarter then you would think....</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>The other day I went over to a nearby Wal Mart Pharmacy.</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists’ Counter is located.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter.</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>The pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Being I'm a senior citizen...I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>He picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and swilled it around.</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and began coughing.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?"</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, “HELL NO!!!"</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to get a pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!"</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Well, I can never go back to that Wal Mart, but I really don't care though, because; they aren’t very friendly there anyway!!!</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Pura Vida, post: 888474, member: 131793"] Subject: FW: Small Brown Bottle * seniors are smarter then you would think.... [B]The other day I went over to a nearby Wal Mart Pharmacy.[/B] [B]When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists’ Counter is located.[/B] [B]I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter.[/B] [B]The pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.[/B] [B]I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"[/B] [B]Being I'm a senior citizen...I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me.[/B] [B]He picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and swilled it around.[/B] [B]Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and began coughing.[/B] [B]When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?"[/B] [B]The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, “HELL NO!!!"[/B] [B]So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to get a pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!"[/B] [B]Well, I can never go back to that Wal Mart, but I really don't care though, because; they aren’t very friendly there anyway!!![/B] [/QUOTE]
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