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<blockquote data-quote="WeeWillie" data-source="post: 434334" data-attributes="member: 55635"><p>1 </p><p>* Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue!</p><p></p><p>2 </p><p>* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.</p><p></p><p>3 </p><p>* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.</p><p></p><p>4 </p><p>* Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker..</p><p></p><p>5 </p><p>* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague</p><p></p><p>6 </p><p>* If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it..</p><p></p><p>7 </p><p>* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.</p><p></p><p>8</p><p>* Never buy a car you can't push.</p><p></p><p>9 </p><p>* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, </p><p><span style="color: #FFBFBF">. </span> because then you won't have a leg to stand on.</p><p></p><p>10 </p><p>* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.</p><p></p><p>11 </p><p>* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.</p><p></p><p>12 </p><p>* The second mouse gets the cheese.</p><p></p><p>13 </p><p>* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.</p><p></p><p>14 </p><p>* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.</p><p></p><p>15 </p><p>* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.</p><p></p><p>16 </p><p>* Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.</p><p></p><p>17 </p><p>* We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. </p><p><span style="color: #FFBFBF">.</span> Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.</p><p></p><p>18 </p><p>* A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.</p><p></p><p>19 </p><p>* Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today.</p><p></p><p>20 </p><p>* It was I, your friend!</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>21* Save the earth..... It's the only planet with chocolate. <img src="http://i666.photobucket.com/albums/vv21/itsonlyoldme/uoi_zpsc368e865.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p></p><p>willie. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="WeeWillie, post: 434334, member: 55635"] 1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue! 2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. 4 * Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.. 5 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague 6 * If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.. 7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. 8 * Never buy a car you can't push. 9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, [color=#FFBFBF]. [/color] because then you won't have a leg to stand on. 10 * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 11 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late. 12 * The second mouse gets the cheese. 13 * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live. 15 * You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. 16 * Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once. 17 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. [color=#FFBFBF].[/color] Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box. 18 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. 19 * Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today. 20 * It was I, your friend! 21* Save the earth..... It's the only planet with chocolate. [img]http://i666.photobucket.com/albums/vv21/itsonlyoldme/uoi_zpsc368e865.gif[/img] willie. :D [/QUOTE]
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