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<blockquote data-quote="Pura Vida" data-source="post: 892061" data-attributes="member: 131793"><p>White wine</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine.</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey,</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>The bartender says, "A taxidermist?</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>What is a taxidermist?</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>Do you drive a taxi?"</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>"No," says the Canadian "I don't drive a taxi, I mount animals."</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Pura Vida, post: 892061, member: 131793"] White wine [B]A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine.[/B] [B]All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey,[/B] [B]expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.[/B] [B]The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"[/B] [B]The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."[/B] [B]The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"[/B] [B]The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."[/B] [B]The bartender says, "A taxidermist?[/B] [B]What is a taxidermist?[/B] [B]Do you drive a taxi?"[/B] [B]"No," says the Canadian "I don't drive a taxi, I mount animals."[/B] [B]The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."[/B] [/QUOTE]
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