Well, for one thing John, you ARE missing the point (like LouWilk figured out). I not only do not want the alcohol, I don't like the taste of regular beer. So, I drink the non alcoholic beer for the very refreshing drink it is. I also drink it because it's about the only thing I can find that's not so sweet but still carbonated.
I can't drink regular water (a bit of a long story) so I drink carbonated water but, I get tired of drinking it all the time. Flavored carbonated water is pretty non tasty so to speak and if I want more flavor, I need to get stuff with sugar and I am trying not to.
Also, I can't do the fake sugar stuff. It's disgusting.