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Dangerous Avocados

carty

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Well they don't actually explode and I have never chopped my finger off !!BUT if you wear a black skirt or trousers the stones leap out and land in your lap or roll down your front I have discovered this fact on many occasions
Carol
 
carty said:
Well they don't actually explode and I have never chopped my finger off !!BUT if you wear a black skirt or trousers the stones leap out and land in your lap or roll down your front I have discovered this fact on many occasions
Carol
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How do you make the stones leap out? I just cut the avocado in half, then whack the stone with a knife in a chopping movement and the stone comes away on the knife.
 
This is true. Avocados share this ability with spaghetti Bolognese, tomato soup and Magnum ice creams.
 
Evil little monsters those avocados, maybe is a clothes thing, the fabric attracts opposite colours? x
 
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