Discriminatory & Outrageous....

WeeWillie said:

Your video is tame izzzi.

They're even joking about us wee one's,
just look at the one-liners below.
Outrageous I say, outrageous.
Sigh, but at least I'm in good company ..................................

You're so short, you can sit on the kerb and swing your legs

You're so short, you never have to pay for the subway because
you can just walk under the turnstiles

You're so short, you have to look up to look down

You're so short, you need a ladder to get up to the BOTTOM bunk

You're so short, you can tread water in a kiddies pool

You're so short, you can see your feet in your driver's license photo

You're so short, when you tell people "I'm not happy,"
they ask, well which dwarf are you then

You're so short, you can't buy anything from the shops because the
cashiers can't see you under the counter

You're so short, you're the last one to know when it rains

You're so short, it takes you less time to put pants on than anyone else

You're so short, when you get insulted you try to kick people's ankles


willie

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