How is this for a menu ? (1st attempt lol)

Gravy used to spike me. I gave it up and used butter instead. Now I can't eat veggies without loads of butter melting into them. Have a try.

Patrick66 said:

Thank you. Yes I like buttered veg.

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Better than gravy any day - and carb-free. Use it generously.

"My better half is going to give me her fat. She doesn’t care for it so I get that bit extra which is rather yummy."

Jull will eat not fat, and Jack doth love no leane.
Yet betwixt them both they lick the dishes cleane.

Sort of parody of the original rhyme but seems to fit the bill.