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Is Santa diabetic?

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Is Santa diabetic?

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He's been in the delivery business a long time now, he's not in the best of shape, he eats like a boss one night each year and then spends the rest of the year hibernating. He doesn't exercise and is carried everywhere by his trusty reindeer (two of which are confirmed to have diabetes) so it begs the question..is he one of us?
 
asparagusp said:
Yes but going up and down chimneys involves a lot of physical effort! lol Life would be easier for him though if he lost weight by going on that wonderful LCHF diet! Sorry Santa - no more mince pies!
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You make a valid point. However, there is some evidence to suggest that he actually has one of his elves accompany him and that's it is he, who actually traverses the narrow chimneys and not Santa at all.

Photographic evidence of this was captured back in 1978 but recent analysis of the photo showed potential photoshop trickery.
 
I heard he eats penguins rather than kitkats as they have no chocolate
 
phila said:
I heard he eats penguins rather than kitkats as they have no chocolate
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He eats whatever he can get his fat fingers on. The reason certain certain animals go extinct? Yep, it's Santa!

He ate all the Megalodons!

 
asparagusp said:
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It must have been a none regulation chimney,,,,,EU legislations state that all chimneys must be of a size to allow all fat Ar&% MP's MEPs to use as an escape route if asked any embarassing questions (eg; what do you really do?) but now Brexit is in the air.....Well???????
 

You speak the truth, you are obviously not an MP
 
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