Oh, go on, man, you're going to have to post some pooch pics now so we can see what the wee critter looks like!
I'd love a dog but work life doesn't allow it. I mentioned hypo dogs to some dog people at work and they were well up for that, not so much for my safety, they just fancied the idea of a mutt running around the office!
I'm thinking about just buying a pup and then strapping my cgm receiver onto it and telling HR it's a necessary adjustment they require to make under the Equality Act...