So, took option two. Wrote a letter asking for GP appointment. Got an extremely rapid reply - appointment next day, BY TELEPHONE. Husband is growing annoyed, so takes a day off work, talks to doctor - result. But... I need bloods taking, to be organized, yep, by telephone. Someone's having a laugh.
So, when I go to the surgery for the phlebotomist, I'm taking two bananas. I plan on handing one to the receptionist and saying 'pretend this is a telephone'. I will then ring her up on my banana, and try to make (yet another) appointment to see my GP, actually in person.
My husband says he is taking all bananas in the house with him to work that morning.