Back in the early 90's I saw this film called "Hand that rocked the cradle" on VHS with a female friend of mine..
We had made a bit of a "night of it" & I can't exactly say my control was A1 at that point.
The following day I remembered I was due a check up with the docs. I had got to the surgery by the skin of my teeth only to realise I was to see a locum called "Dr House"...
I know what you are thinking.. This guy looked like Hugh Laurie...!!?
No, I was called over the Tanoy by a woman... Making my way to the room I knocked & pushed the door open.
I was greeted by a stunning blond Australian woman who looked & dressed like the killer from the aforementioned movie..
"What can I do for you?" She asked, giving me a cold professional look. I shuddered to think.. I already knew what the "thriller killer" could do to an asthmatic ...