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Now, if ones butlah cannot do a straight crack on ones hahhd boiled egg then one may give him his pee fawty five and get the agency to look for a suitable replacement.
 
Found a lovely holiday place fantastic views,Shall I Book It.

 
Would get vewy cold in those Snowy, one likes ones hunting lodge in the Highlands and can polish ones blunderbus. Might purchase another Mansion and Estate when one feels like it. (Got work to do so byeee lol) Lord Edward
 
Snowy12 said:
Righty ho one will not be on the forum much today,out for lunch.
I do hope the workmen manage to clean the chandelier whilst I am out,it's going to look dashing.
Toodle Pip.

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You have a good time lovey, I'm sure the chandelier is in safe hands. Should look awfully nice once cleaned.



Oh dear, Perhaps one should have invested in a cordless Dyson what, and got the maid to clean the corbs orf. Such a shame darling, and all over the imitation marble floor.
 
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eddie1968 said:
Would get vewy cold in those Snowy, one likes ones hunting lodge in the Highlands and can polish ones blunderbus. Might purchase another Mansion and Estate when one feels like it. (Got work to do so byeee lol) Lord Edward
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Oh Parker my dear friend you are silly,I thought this would be a great boys holiday can see Eddie walking around the gardens lol.

I however have choosen the girls holiday.


 
Oh Sweetie you are so kind shall we say 2pm,I shall charge my handheld dyson for you?
 
I dont tolerate these rather communal holiday sites,some of the guests are simply incapable of maintaining standards. I prefer to keep it simple here at my modest bungalow, with just a few servants. A bit spartan, but one simply must learn to compromise during these trying times.
 

Absolutely Devine to you have a veranda so we can sip the odd cocktail or 2
 

I need a good double glazing deal before Christmas for our granny annex, any tips.
 
izzzi said:

I need a good double glazing deal before Christmas for our granny annex, any tips.
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I just spoke to my neighbour regarding your Dilemma lovely women she said by all means help yourself lots of things you may like for you humble abode.



 
adrian207 said:
That's not her neighbours, that's hers. She just wants you to pick it up cos the council won't take it.
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Actually it was on my front,getting to many time wasters browsing through the front garden,the chair is comfy not to many stains or holes in it would look lovely by any fireplace.

 
Snowy12 said:
I just spoke to my neighbour regarding your Dilemma lovely women she said by all means help yourself lots of things you may like for you humble abode.

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You can keep the glass frames as they appear to be the work of "banksy" which is not my cup of tea. However I will send Crawford round in our Roll Royce to collect the other good goods.
 
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