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Hi, I have just been advised that I have Multiple Myeloma, and wonder if any other type 2 Diabetic has it ? Would be interested in chatting

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European Union Directive No. 456179 In order to bring about further integration with the single European currency, the Euro, all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland must be made aware that the phrase "Spending a Penny" is not to be used after 31 May 2015. From...

This morning the Springboks ( My Team) arrived on the Island. I predict that if they can beat New Zealand in the semi finals, they will win the world cup when they beat England in the final ANYONE supporting me ?? ;):joyful:o_O What do you think

FIVE CHURCHES There was a Presbyterian, Baptist, Methodist, Catholic Church and a Jewish Synagogue in a small town.Each church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels. One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and...

The Royal College of Nursing has weighed in on Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals for the National Health Service. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but...

When a male bird can't stand it anymore! Priceless shot!One in a million!!! A photographer will die of old age waiting to get another shot like this one. Keep Laughing. ;) Best medicine for the heart and the mind.

It is a slow day in a little Greek Village. The rain is beating downand the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt and everybody lives on credit. On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the village, stops at the local hotel and lays a €100 note on...

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" "We're...

MORNING SEX She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in; She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very moment.' His eyes lit up and he thought, 'This is my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; Right...

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, “Just feed him...

A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant."Did you smell that food?" she asked. "It's smells absolutely incredible!"Being a 'kind-hearted Scotsman', he thought, "What the heck..., I'll give her a treat!" So, they walked past it again... ;):)

.The Explanation Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains, scientists believe. Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive gets full...

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the...

You think you have family problems.... Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation: A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up...

man ------------ board Ans. = man overboard Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it. stand 2. ------------ i Ans. = I understand OK . Got the drift ? Let's try a few now and see how you fare ? 3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/ Ans. = reading between the lines...

A man had two tickets to the Masters. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he says, "It's empty." "Incredible!" said the man, "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this to one of the biggest sporting event of the...

"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location. This...