Diabetes. Masturbation is good for you

[Mrs Vimes]

No sorry dear I'm not putting that in my mouth as it isn't paleo!


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[Scandichic]

I thought you used the other hand to hold the coffee cup ?
O ****, im getting so confused !

Don't you mean your tablet - lol.

 

[Randburg]

Zand,
Would you know if its low Carb as well ?

 

[Scandichic]

Zand,
Would you know if its low Carb as well ?

Does it count as exercise?

 

[Scandichic]

I have read this thread out as it develops to my husband who can't stop laughing so here's his contribution....
Masturbation - sex with someone you love!
My dn told me to stop masturbating the other day. When I asked why, she said because she needed to examine me.

 

[zand]

Zand,
Would you know if its low Carb as well ?

Not low enough!

 

[Randburg]

that's what the actress said to the Bishop !

 

[Randburg]

Scandichic " Don't you mean your tablet - lol.
If that is Tablet, as in computer screen, no I've got a very vivid imagination !

 

[notned]

Funniest thread I've read since the wife found 'The Picolax Thread'.


J.

 

[Scandichic]

Funniest thread I've read since the wife found 'The Picolax Thread'.


J.

Where is this thread? I am intrigued?

 

[Andy12345]

Zand,
Would you know if its low Carb as well ?

god i hope not! i love low carbing and im always looking to add to my menu but there is a line i wont cross


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[notned]

Where is this thread? I am intrigued?

The original was lost since the site it was posted to forgot to switch their 'delete after ** time' off. Copies do circulate though, the latest one I found was at http://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the-picolax-thread-returns/

I have recorded that address, but haven't re-read it as yet, so I can't confirm it is complete (or uncensored).

My wife found it years ago when it was happening, we were literally rolling about on the floor.

That said, if I watch Fawlty Towers now I struggle to smile..



J.

 

[Scandichic]

The original was lost since the site it was posted to forgot to switch their 'delete after ** time' off. Copies do circulate though, the latest one I found was at http://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the-picolax-thread-returns/

I have recorded that address, but haven't re-read it as yet, so I can't confirm it is complete (or uncensored).

My wife found it years ago when it was happening, we were literally rolling about on the floor.

That said, if I watch Fawlty Towers now I struggle to smile..



J.

Absolutely belly laugh inducing. Infact I was holding my stomach laughing! Hilarious! Poor man!

 

[CollieBoy]

The original was lost since the site it was posted to forgot to switch their 'delete after ** time' off. Copies do circulate though, the latest one I found was at http://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the-picolax-thread-returns/

I have recorded that address, but haven't re-read it as yet, so I can't confirm it is complete (or uncensored).

My wife found it years ago when it was happening, we were literally rolling about on the floor.

That said, if I watch Fawlty Towers now I struggle to smile..



J.

And we complain about metformin!

 

[Randburg]

Yip but Metformin, has the Bark, not the Bite

 

[zand]

The original was lost since the site it was posted to forgot to switch their 'delete after ** time' off. Copies do circulate though, the latest one I found was at http://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the-picolax-thread-returns/I have recorded that address, but haven't re-read it as yet, so I can't confirm it is complete (or uncensored).My wife found it years ago when it was happening, we were literally rolling about on the floor. That said, if I watch Fawlty Towers now I struggle to smile..J.

lol Brilliant thanks for that. Still laughing at this and my own experience with Picolax in February. It's funny now, but it really wasn't at the time.

 

[phyden]

I can't self monitor my BG, I'm not as experienced as you guys, I haven't learnt to do my BG with one hand yet

try using the hoover pipe but do not switch on

 

[SpikeThacker]

funiest thread i've ever read..................need to change underwear now..............lol

 

[Randburg]

Phyden
"try using the hoover pipe but do not switch on"

HOOVER, I thought nothing sucked like an Electrolux ? :***:

 

[Pollylocks]

.....if you're right Zand about the 5 to 7 calories a teaspoonful, men could use it to seal envelopes as there's five calories in the licky bit on them.....so a double bonus if any of them are on a diet......