It arrived with the post.

Hobs

Master
Messages
11,797
Type of diabetes
Type 2
Treatment type
Non-insulin injectable medication (incretin mimetics)
Dislikes
Argumenative barstifferous (new word *lol*) types who think that they know everything *wink*
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are
hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to
blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."

Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as
he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth." His
mother quickly hands him £10 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work,
and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly
hands him £20 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he
sees the mailman at his front door.

The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."

The postman immediately drops the post, opens his arms, and says,
"Then come give your daddy a great big hug"
 

mehdave

Well-Known Member
Messages
344
Type of diabetes
Treatment type
Insulin
Dislikes
Rubbish doctors who dont listen. Unclean hospitals