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I had eighteen bottles of Whisky and was told by my wife to empty the contents down the sink or else!
I said I would proceed with this unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured it down the sink with the exception of one glass which I drank.
I withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise, with the exception of 1 glass which I drank.
I extracted the cork from the third bottle and poured the glass down the sink, which I drank.
I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass which I drank.
I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank sink out of it and threw the rest down the glass which I drank.
I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle.
Then I corked the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle.
Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the sink and drank the pour.
When I had everything emptied I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles and sinks with the other, which was 29 and as the house came by I counted them again.
Finally I had the house in one bottle, which I drank.
I'm not half as think as you might drunk. I am. I fool so feelish. I don't is me, and the drunker I stand here the longer I get.
I'm not under the affluence of incohol as tinkle peep I am.
This was found loose inside a book obtained via a local charity shop with no attribution as to the author
I said I would proceed with this unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured it down the sink with the exception of one glass which I drank.
I withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise, with the exception of 1 glass which I drank.
I extracted the cork from the third bottle and poured the glass down the sink, which I drank.
I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass which I drank.
I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank sink out of it and threw the rest down the glass which I drank.
I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle.
Then I corked the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle.
Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the sink and drank the pour.
When I had everything emptied I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles and sinks with the other, which was 29 and as the house came by I counted them again.
Finally I had the house in one bottle, which I drank.
I'm not half as think as you might drunk. I am. I fool so feelish. I don't is me, and the drunker I stand here the longer I get.
I'm not under the affluence of incohol as tinkle peep I am.
This was found loose inside a book obtained via a local charity shop with no attribution as to the author