Oh Willie what an enthralling story. I was right there with you . You wicked man.angel
Good morning, good afternoon, good evening Opalshards
What a pity you couldn't come by earlier but, do not fret......
I was out walking my wee dog deep in the nearby woods this morning when
suddenly a wondrous warm shaft of sunlight came streaming down through a
small gap in the canopy at the uppermost branches of the trees, shining
a bright golden sunbeam right on top of my baldy head.
As I hesitantly looked upwards the shaft of light was ever so bright, so bright
I could hardly see, however as I shielded my eyes with my hand I spotted
a hazy vision.
After a few seconds I managed to focus my eyes somewhat. What appeared right
before my very eyes I present to you below, along with some words of comfort for
your delectation, directly from the mouth of that very vision of a site to behold.
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A most beautiful little angel ever so gently, blowing some special "moondust" down
upon you via the Forums with some magic potion of "ATTLIR" (a time to log in reminder).
Sooo,if you are a believer in the "ATTLIR" angel you will never miss another "Who Are They" post.
What another load of tosh.
weewillie
I hope the wife gives you a good slap Willie. How rude.You'll need to stop these compliments zola, me wee wifey says I'm beginning
to believe you and me heads just managing to go through the door as it is.
She might be wee, but she's an awful battle axe, you know the type....
Hair always in curlers, creased turban wrapped round her head , stained
pinny, half bottle of Vodka in the front pocket, one eye closed with
fag hanging out the side of her mouth.
She's a scary wee monster...well actually, to be honest,
she's worse than that...she is in fact, taller than me, with
a rear end bigger than a double decker bus, or tank even.
What a sight
Thank you anyway.
weewillie
........................towards your heart from my heart. 
I hope the wife gives you a good slap Willie. How rude.[/QUOTE]
Well, no wonder....she only married me for the mansion, the roller and me money however,
the lump on the back of my head from the rolling pin is suitably throbbing away as I type.
weewillie
To make up for it here's a sparkling little .................................. And some love hearts floating
rose with a pure gold love heart bracelet.
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..........And of course, we can't possibly finish without a little heart warming musical accompaniment.
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Look at the little floating hearts, Opalshards, look at them, can't you just visualise
them ever so peacefully floating up towards a gorgeous blue sky; landing on a
single small white cotton puff of a cloud, onwards through the atmosphere then
gently floating down to land on your beautiful shiny perfumed hair and into your heart....
Siiiiiigh.
weewillie
(promise)
yes but it could be the Duke of Edinburgh,
I thought the thread had been deleted for some reason
