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Our Man Shed

Enclave said:
Ok .... Everyone out ...NOW .... Don't run, walk ...the shed is returning to its normal size in the next thirty minutes.... So grab the tea urn, dart board, sofa and rug and stand in zone three in the garden .. The opposite side of the garden from the bee hive. Someone bubbled us up to the planning office and we are not allowed the extra interior size ..it has to return to its normal size ...now :shifty:
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... Would this be due to the exterior dimension.?
 
Well obviously one of those ladies from the girl shed next door have complained about us. I told you not to let them in. I knew there would be trouble. :rolleyes: :(
 
Enclave said:
No .. They said it was the internal size that was the problem .. External is fine :sorry:
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So we're talking astrophysics... Some sort of inter-dimensional legislation infringement?
 
zand said:
Well obviously one of those ladies from the girl shed next door have complained about us. I told you not to let them in. I knew there would be trouble. :rolleyes: :(
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Zand. I feel Enclave may have started an interstellar war. Those beings from Andromida can be mistaken for a beaten up sofa. You all may have inadvertently sat on one....?
 
No Jaylee .. Apparently the shed is a grade one listed man cave ...so we cannot alter the dimensions of the internal or external features. We are also in trouble for taking the roof off for the BBQ ... So we gotta put the roof back just as it was .. on the plus side .the bees are good ..but got a feeling they maybe your beings from Andromida .. As I am sure they was singing .. It's life Jim, but not as we know it :nailbiting:
 
OK? So if the shed door is not actually a portal to another dimension two & a half million light years away.
Feel free to drag the sofa outside. I need the room for a yoga class @ 7..... :D
 
Jaylee said:
OK? So if the shed door is not actually a portal to another dimension two & a half million light years away.
Feel free to drag the sofa outside. I need the room for a yoga class @ 7..... :D
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I think the bee hive is the portal ..as its now bigger than the shed and a rather large bee I'd leaning against the hive door saying come in if you think your hard enough! :wideyed:
 
Enclave said:
I think the bee hive is the portal ..as its now bigger than the shed and a rather large bee I'd leaning against the hive door saying come in if you think your hard enough! :wideyed:
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"Your names not down. Your not gonna sting." :rolleyes:o_O
 
I am going in ..the big bee have given me some glasses to wear and said I can bring a friend .... You coming Jaylee ... It looks very big and bright inside .... I can just make out a steam train near the far end of the hive and there are snow capped mountains beyond the train ....I feel a bit weird :cyclops:
 
.... Those are not bees. They are flies in leotards..!;)
 
Enclave said:
I am going in ..the big bee have given me some glasses to wear and said I can bring a friend .... You coming Jaylee ... It looks very big and bright inside .... I can just make out a steam train near the far end of the hive and there are snow capped mountains beyond the train ....I feel a bit weird :cyclops:
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I'm up for that, so long as there isn't a talking goat in a scarf or a woman in a sled trying to offer me high carb substances & a tour of her stone carved puppy collection in a castle....!:stop:
 
Clivethedrive said:
You seem to forget...we can go back in time and alter things as we want
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Coming in with us then Clive ..I am sure they cannot count .... And the fist thing I will do back In time will be to not meet my first wife ... Go straight to the second one ... Then as that time line has altered I may not have the heart problems .. Or the big D !
How about you Clive ?
 
Guys! I've just been out for a pint and a meal with the family and I get back and find this.....what are you lot on? o_O:wideyed:
 
Enclave said:
Coming in with us then Clive ..I am sure they cannot count .... And the fist thing I will do back In time will be to not meet my first wife ... Go straight to the second one ... Then as that time line has altered I may not have the heart problems .. Or the big D !
How about you Clive ?
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Yep,left note to self and changed loads of things .........we are all rich now , due to the fact i went back an forth placing bets on the winners, so moneys no object for us,i listened to myself( read note and acted on it ) so i'm no longer diabetic,bought a huge liner ,massive party aboard,all welcome,sailing around the world for a few years,until we think of something else
 
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