you might of heard them... you might answer them right... but i love my trick questions... the first one doesn't really work unless its spoken but ill tell it anyway
(Q)there is 26 sheep in a field.. one dies... how many are left??
(A) 19 ((twenty sick sheep))
(Q) you're driving a bus. starting from London 3 people get on. then it goes to Norwich in Norwich 20 people get on and 1 gets off. then to Leicester,9 people off 6 people on.then to Liverpool. 12 people get off, 14 on. Then to Cardiff. 10 of 7 people get on. What is the eye colour of the bus driver?
(A) your own eye colour ((you're driving the bus))
(Q) if a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, and a orange house is made of of orange bricks and a purple house is made from purple bricks... what is a green house mad out of?
(A) Glass ((think about the question))
(Q) a roster lays an egg. on top of a roof facing east. the wind is blowing south at quite some force. what way does the egg fall?
(A) it doesn't ((rosters don't lay eggs.. the hen does))
(Q) A man is about to executed. He has a choice of execution.
1) to be hung by his bloodthirsty ex-wife
2) to be shot by a man who has never missed a shot
3) to be fed to lions that haven't been fed in 2 years
what should he choose?
(A) 3. ((lions that haven't been fed in 2 years are dead))
(Q) there are two deaths in a room of a house. there is smashed glass and pebbles. the owner of the house owned 3 pets including a cat and the cat was the only one that saw the deaths.there are no body's.. how did they die?
(A) they are fish, the cat knocked the fishbowl and ate them
(Q) there is a bungalow that is blue in and out. blue walls, blue floor, blue door. blue sofa. blue fridge. blue EVERYTHING. what colour are the stairs?
(A) its a bungalow... it doesn't have stairs
(Q) what do cows drink?
(A) they drink water ((quite a few people say milk (including me once) to that one if you didn't get it))
(Q)Name the most recent year in which New Year's comes before Christmas?
(A) 2012. ((New year always comes before Christmas))
(Q) Why are 1968 pennys worth more than 1967 pennys?
(A) its one more penny
i think that will do for now ((I know far to many trick questions... i hoped you liked them))
(Q)there is 26 sheep in a field.. one dies... how many are left??
(A) 19 ((twenty sick sheep))
(Q) you're driving a bus. starting from London 3 people get on. then it goes to Norwich in Norwich 20 people get on and 1 gets off. then to Leicester,9 people off 6 people on.then to Liverpool. 12 people get off, 14 on. Then to Cardiff. 10 of 7 people get on. What is the eye colour of the bus driver?
(A) your own eye colour ((you're driving the bus))
(Q) if a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, and a orange house is made of of orange bricks and a purple house is made from purple bricks... what is a green house mad out of?
(A) Glass ((think about the question))
(Q) a roster lays an egg. on top of a roof facing east. the wind is blowing south at quite some force. what way does the egg fall?
(A) it doesn't ((rosters don't lay eggs.. the hen does))
(Q) A man is about to executed. He has a choice of execution.
1) to be hung by his bloodthirsty ex-wife
2) to be shot by a man who has never missed a shot
3) to be fed to lions that haven't been fed in 2 years
what should he choose?
(A) 3. ((lions that haven't been fed in 2 years are dead))
(Q) there are two deaths in a room of a house. there is smashed glass and pebbles. the owner of the house owned 3 pets including a cat and the cat was the only one that saw the deaths.there are no body's.. how did they die?
(A) they are fish, the cat knocked the fishbowl and ate them
(Q) there is a bungalow that is blue in and out. blue walls, blue floor, blue door. blue sofa. blue fridge. blue EVERYTHING. what colour are the stairs?
(A) its a bungalow... it doesn't have stairs
(Q) what do cows drink?
(A) they drink water ((quite a few people say milk (including me once) to that one if you didn't get it))
(Q)Name the most recent year in which New Year's comes before Christmas?
(A) 2012. ((New year always comes before Christmas))
(Q) Why are 1968 pennys worth more than 1967 pennys?
(A) its one more penny
i think that will do for now ((I know far to many trick questions... i hoped you liked them))