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a really important question!

Lamont D

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Type of diabetes
Reactive hypoglycemia
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I do not have diabetes
I was wondering if anybody could give a definitive answer to a really complex question?
As I have been low carbing for quite a while now, and I have lost quite a lot of weight,
I've also lost a few Inches off my waist, but when do I stop getting belly button fluff?
It has been a really long standing problem of mine. It doesn't matter how many times I get rid of it. It always comes back!

Please help!
 
And it always will i'm afraid Nosher. Even skinnies get it. It's a bit like ear wax and bogeys.............all part of life
 
When you have finally lost enough weight that you either have an outie or you have no belly button left.
 
Ah many suffer from this problem, there's a couple of easy fixes for this

Either stuff a lump of plasticine in it you can colour coordinate to match your wardrobe

This ones even better

Lie on your back and fill it with hot candle wax if you use the scented variety the savings on deodorant Lynx whatever can be quite impressive.


Always glad to help
 
Andrew Colvin said:
When you have finally lost enough weight that you either have an outie or you have no belly button left.
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Well as someone who was quite underweight for most of my earlier existence (as a child my father once told me that I "looked like something out of Belsen"), I would dispute this as my skinny self's
belly button was perfectly normal - and occasionally fluffy.

@Sancho panza But, Sancho - you forgot to mention sticking a bit of bling in it as a rather sexy alternative option...

Robbity
 
There was once an English hit song ,something about putting your chewing gum on the bedpost overnight. You could use your belly button as a storage area and each time you wished to resume chewing activities you would do your own little " Brazillian ". This would solve your problem pretty quickly I would think.
 
Are you proposing I should eat gum?

I could hide better things there!
 
Mine has vanished. Always used to find a bit of dark blue fluff during bath time. Now -- nothing. Mystery.
 
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