Pura Vida
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If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law." (Eva Gabor)
"Old age comes at a bad time." (Ed Sullivan)
"Inside every OLDer person is a younger person wondering what happened." (Stevie Wonder)I
"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it." (Golda Meir)
"The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened. (Mark Twain)
"I’m at that age where my back goes out more than I do." (Phyllis Diller)
"Nice to be here? At my age, it’s nice to be anywhere." (George Burns)
"First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up; then, you forget to pull your zipper down." (Rob Reiner)
“You spend 90 percent of your adult life hoping for a long rest and the last 10 percent trying to convince the Lord that you’re actually not THAT tired.” (Princess Grace)
“Old people shouldn’t eat Health foods. They need all the
preservatives they can get.” (Bob Hope)
"At my age, flowers scare me." (George Burns)
“It’s like you trade the virility of the body for the agility of the
spirit.” (Ed Sullivan)
"The years between 55 and 75 are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down." (T.S Elliot)
"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us… at age 40, we don’t care what they think of us… at age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all."
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