A Kiwi and an Aussie were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer.
After a while, the Kiwi says to the Aussie, "If I was to sneak over to your house and had sex with your wife while you were off fishing, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related ?"
The Aussie crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes, thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it would make us even."
Dictators who positively go out of their way to force misery, tears and fears, upon their countryman's lives.
Politicians who, in dealing with dictators, have a wishbone where a backbone should be.