HYMN 365
This is funny - but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a temperance sermon.
With great emphasis he said,
'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said,
'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said,
'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down...
The Choir Master stood, very cautiously, and announced with a smile, nearly laughing,
'For our closing hymn, we will sing Hymn 365. 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
Smile - life is too short not to!!
If this brightened your day
Don't let it stop here
Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer.
See you at the river!
Bring your glass