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Christmas panto !!! Keep it going until the big day ..

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ooooooh yes we can ..!!!'
Said Santa to the elves ..
We can feed the world
And spread the word
That peace is all around ..
Mulled wine and mince pies .. Make us feel all a glow ..

Then one snowy festive time .....⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️
 
The leader of the elves opened a bottle of whiskey

He drank the ruddy lot and became a little friskey

The mulled wine he drank, was simply not enough

And so he stripped off all his costume completely to the buff
 
Cumberland said:
The leader of the elves opened a bottle of whiskey

He drank the ruddy lot and became a little friskey

The mulled wine he drank, was simply not enough

And so he stripped off all his costume completely to the buff
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OMG I just burst out laughing, excellent :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::D
 
Cumberland said:
The leader of the elves opened a bottle of whiskey

He drank the ruddy lot and became a little friskey

The mulled wine he drank, was simply not enough

And so he stripped off all his costume completely to the buff
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In the morning Elfie did feel rough,
With lots of red marks, when he was in the buff
Some winking from Clarence, his 2nd in charge
He secretly adored Elfie and loved him from afar
 
Robinredbreast said:
In the morning Elfie did feel rough,
With lots of red marks, when he was in the buff
Some winking from Clarence, his 2nd in charge
He secretly adored Elfie and loved him from afar
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Eddie friend of Eifie .. screamed in said delight ..
Without his clothes on just gave him such a fright .. :cat:
They raised their glasses .. Tall and strong ..
Made their wish
And tinker belle came along :p
 
Tinker belle waved her wand
Elfie felt truly adorned
I'm no good at these rhyming games
And I think it's such a shame!
 
Tinkerbell's magic wand, was somewhat old and worn
So she flew off to Neverland, with clothes weary and torn,
" Oh fairy godmother, please help get my wand shiny and new,
I want to impress Elfie, X factor and Britain's Got Talent too :D
 
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In Neverland, the Crocodile,
Tick tocking all the way,
Did Tinkerbell encapsulate,
To get Pan out to play.

With Peter on the water,
And Hook stood high on deck,
She spiked her wand in to his tongue,
The swallowing to check.

The croc, it screamed verbosely,
And Tinker she was spat,
Flew through the air and tumbled round,
To land on Old Hook's Hat!

Pan, angry now at both,
Brought his boys out to fight,
But Tinker, she had gone again.
Fled fast into the night...
 
Meanwhile Elfie thought he was elvis

And began to sing a song

He begun to thrust his pelvis

And did this all night long
 
Thrust, thrust, thrust, thrust,

Thrust, thrust, thrust,

Thrust, thrust, thrust-thrust-thrust,

Clarence head shook in disgust
 
Clarence was just plain jealous of Elfie shaking his stuff,
How could he be 'all that' and not be out of puff
He thought about contacting Tom Jones or the BBC
Clarence must get jiggy and go on Strictly.....................
 
Rudolph said to Blitzen, I'm going out to smell the air

Blitzen said 'it's cold outside don't forget your underwear
 
They were all just dancing in the air .. ( strictly) :singing:

In there long underwear .. :hilarious:
when along came Mary Poppins ....
She just came floating it ..
She had had a meal with elvis .. But put it in the bin ..:***:

Now inside her max factor bag
She found her number 7

.....
 
Cliff was on the telly singing mistletoe and wine

He finished singing carols it made him feel just fine

He guzzled all the Pinot Noir and started to get tipsy

He wandered off into the night and came upon a gypsy

She said to him well done Sir Cliff you have a golden voice

I can see you have a Ferrari and a Porsche and a Rolls Royce

But please she added be careful and do not drink and drive

I want to see you singing next Christmas stay safe and keep alive
 
A gypsy in a play ..with long and platted hair ..
Looking for the golden egg
But the goose was out today ..
Jack was in , eating all the beans .. No choice the mincepies are so has been !
 
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