Your video is tame izzzi.
They're even joking about us wee one's,
just look at the one-liners below.
Outrageous I say, outrageous.
Sigh, but at least I'm in good company ..................................
You're so short, you can sit on the kerb and swing your legs
You're so short, you never have to pay for the subway because
you can just walk under the turnstiles
You're so short, you have to look up to look down
You're so short, you need a ladder to get up to the BOTTOM bunk
You're so short, you can tread water in a kiddies pool
You're so short, you can see your feet in your driver's license photo
You're so short, when you tell people "I'm not happy,"
they ask, well which dwarf are you then
You're so short, you can't buy anything from the shops because the
cashiers can't see you under the counter
You're so short, you're the last one to know when it rains
You're so short, it takes you less time to put pants on than anyone else
You're so short, when you get insulted you try to kick people's ankles
willie
