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Subject: Bad Jokes
Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tipex.
I woke up this morning with a huge correction.
My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees.
I thought she was joking ......... And then I saw her face......
I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army soup kitchen, the ungrateful sods.
All I said was, “Hurry up for Christ's sake ............ Some of us have got homes to go to!”
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen,
“What do you feel like for dinner my love ...... chicken, beef or lamb?”
I said, “Chicken, please.”
She replied, “You're having soup????, I was talking to the cat!”
and wih that back to DVLA on monday
Subject: Bad Jokes
Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tipex.
I woke up this morning with a huge correction.
My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees.
I thought she was joking ......... And then I saw her face......
I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army soup kitchen, the ungrateful sods.
All I said was, “Hurry up for Christ's sake ............ Some of us have got homes to go to!”
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen,
“What do you feel like for dinner my love ...... chicken, beef or lamb?”
I said, “Chicken, please.”
She replied, “You're having soup????, I was talking to the cat!”
and wih that back to DVLA on monday