Dumbest patients ..

You couldn't make it up could you.
These are two true stories from A&E. A woman takes herself to A&E to have her finger nail repaired because her acrylic nail had come off and the nail bar was closed.
The next woman came in to have her hair extensions repaired because the hair dresser was closed. You would really feel like cutting them off.
My sister says that when an announcement goes out that there is an 11 hour wait for non- emergencies in A&E it empties.