A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.
The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow and is curious
about his sudden change in "fashion sense."
The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings.""Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.
His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to ask, "So,
how long have you been wearing one?""Ever since my wife found it in my truck."