Feeling Flushed

A drunken man staggers from his table in a bar. He wobbles towards the gentlemen’s toilets and falls inside. 15 minutes later there is a blood curdling scream and then silence. 5 minutes go by and another scream. The landlord runs in the toilet and scolds the drunk ‘What the hell do you think you are playing at. You are frigfhtening my customers?’ The drunk replies ‘Every time I try I pull the handle to flush the toilet something reaches up from below and grabs hold of my…………equipment.’ The landlord replies ‘No you drunken fool. You are sitting on my mop bucket’.