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Diabeticliberty
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Today was quite mild and I decided for a change to take my lunchbreak in the local park. After I finished eating I sat feeding the ducks before noticing an 85 year old gentleman sobbing his heart out on the opposite end of the park bench. I was duly concerned so asked him what was wrong? He told me that he was in love with a 23 year old woman. He explained that he woke up every morning at dawn and they made love. She then made him breakfast and then they made love again before she went to work. At 10.00am it was her morning break and she called home and made him a sandwich and they made love. She called home at lunchtime, cooked his lunch and they made love. He said she got home from work at 6.00pm cooked him dinner and they went to bed at 7.00pm and made love all night. He started sobbing again uncontrollably. I asked him what was wrong as it seemed to me that he had the prefect loving relationship. He replied ‘I can’t remember where I live’