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Funny story…..

DiamondGirly

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Type of diabetes
Type 2
Treatment type
Tablets (oral)
Partner came home drunk a few nights ago and woke me up early hours to complain he had terrible acid/heartburn.

I said, “go in the medication box. You’ll see a stash of indigestion tablets. Take two of them”.

I heard him fumbling about in the meds box for a few seconds. Then he said, “oh great, thanks!”

Minutes later, I hear him crunching a tablet from the kitchen (we live in a small apartment) and then, “……….what the?!……..BLEEEURGHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!”

I just stayed in bed, not really knowing what he was up to, but figured he was just playing up because he’d had a few cans.

I then heard him popping another tablet from the packet, all the while swearing under his breath and groaning. Then, more crunching of a tablet followed by another, “……BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHEEEURGH”.

At this point, I got up and asked him what an Earth was going on. He said, “babe, these indigestion tablets are off. I swear! They taste like poo ”

He’d only gone and crunched two of my metformin tablets.

(I called NHS111…..he’s fine) :-D
 
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