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<blockquote data-quote="Thirsty" data-source="post: 71857" data-attributes="member: 1270"><p>Answers...</p><p></p><p>1. Buy a Jack Russell terrier.</p><p></p><p>2. Scatter the strongest curry powder you can find where the the cats like to poo.</p><p></p><p>3. Air Soft Guns are a lot of fun. More effective than water pistols, don't kill anything and scare the **** out of cats. (You may well be shot by the Metropolitan Police if you decide to take this route, so be careful.)</p><p></p><p>4. Mothballs are a great solution to cat-**** problems. The naptha slowly poisons the buggers to death and they can't tell anyone who's to blame.</p><p></p><p>5. Purchase some catnip seedlings and plant them in somebody else's garden during the small hours. (This really does work.)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Thirsty, post: 71857, member: 1270"] Answers... 1. Buy a Jack Russell terrier. 2. Scatter the strongest curry powder you can find where the the cats like to poo. 3. Air Soft Guns are a lot of fun. More effective than water pistols, don't kill anything and scare the **** out of cats. (You may well be shot by the Metropolitan Police if you decide to take this route, so be careful.) 4. Mothballs are a great solution to cat-**** problems. The naptha slowly poisons the buggers to death and they can't tell anyone who's to blame. 5. Purchase some catnip seedlings and plant them in somebody else's garden during the small hours. (This really does work.) [/QUOTE]
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