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Goblins!!!

novowolf

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Location
Cardross
Type of diabetes
Type 1
Treatment type
Insulin
I am totally convinced that since I became diabetic some little invisible goblins have come to live in my house.... these goblins live on a diet of test strips :) every time I turn round to do my blood I cant find either my glucose strips or my ketone strips its a nightmare haha :P does anyone else have this breed of goblin living with them? I've named mine Steve and chooch lol
 
sorry mate our goblins seem to think on a far bigger scale they wouldnt be happy with just the stripps they would want the lancets .the machine. The carry case and any other parafinailia that comes along with it we also have the s**t fairy living with us . Wich means you only have to turn arround and what was a clean area turnes instantly (and usually silently but not always) into a post apocalyptic desaster zone. And both the goblins and the fairy work together . Devious little buggers the pair of them coz as I looking for one and have my back turned the fairy sets tobwork while laughing her wings of that im also doing her job for her . And the goblin is laughing his watsits off coz I just missplaced under all the stuff I had to move the thing that I alreadyhad Iin my habd to start off with . Out smarted by imaginary beings . Carnt be good
 
Not sure I can call her a goblin but I know when my youngest is int the bathroom as she use the ketone sticks as a rattle!


HbA1c 53mmol/mol 14/8/13
 
mine have got bored with my test kit, they've now moved into my office and started hiding charging cables, screwing up my tidy (for once) desk and into my gym and started hiding my water bottles.

That is, unless it's the water bottles that have finally bred and achieved consciousness and are doing it themselves
 
RichardJ said:
Not sure I can call her a goblin but I know when my youngest is int the bathroom as she use the ketone sticks as a rattle!


HbA1c 53mmol/mol 14/8/13

I like this one - can both picture and hear your baby doing this . :)
I even rattle/shake my tub of these - only to feel how many are left inside .
How it sounds and feels - tells me when to reorder more of them !

Anna .
 
novowolf said:
I am totally convinced that since I became diabetic some little invisible goblins have come to live in my house.... these goblins live on a diet of test strips :) every time I turn round to do my blood I cant find either my glucose strips or my ketone strips its a nightmare haha :P does anyone else have this breed of goblin living with them? I've named mine Steve and chooch lol

Yep, got those, my goblins hid my brand new prescription sunglass last year, never saw them again, and I didn't even get to wear them once. I'm calling mine Gremlins, because........." bright lights, bright lights" need I say anymore :roll: I now buy cheap sunglasses as I have to wear them in the sunshine.

RRB :)
 
Well my goblin has enlisted the help of two older ones to distract me while she removes all the wet wipes from the packet!!!


Now down in bed and my goblins have some how changed in to little angles.


HbA1c 53mmol/mol 14/8/13
 
A goblin stole my Kindle on my most recent flight. I know it was a goblin because there's no way I'd have been stupid enough to leave it on the plane.....
 
hale710 said:
A goblin stole my Kindle on my most recent flight. I know it was a goblin because there's no way I'd have been stupid enough to leave it on the plane.....

At least the plane goblins only stole my copy of ISO 14001, I wasn't too worried about that. They tried to go for my passport but I found that again.
 
ElyDave said:
hale710 said:
A goblin stole my Kindle on my most recent flight. I know it was a goblin because there's no way I'd have been stupid enough to leave it on the plane.....

At least the plane goblins only stole my copy of ISO 14001, I wasn't too worried about that. They tried to go for my passport but I found that again.

I bet you're GUTTED that's gone. They're always a great read ;) maybe it'll put those pesky plane goblins to sleep though
 
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