WeeWillie
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- Type of diabetes
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- Insulin
- Dislikes
- Dictators who positively go out of their way to force misery, tears and fears, upon their countryman's lives.
Politicians who, in dealing with dictators, have a wishbone where a backbone should be.
God called Noah one day and said,
"Noah, I need you to build another Ark".
"What, like the last one?" says Noah.
"Er, no.....I need this one to have six storeys."
"So do you want me to lead all the animals into the Ark two by two?"
"No," says God. "I want you to take just fish on board".
"What kind of fish?" asks Noah.
"Just carp." answers God.
"But why just carp?" asks Noah.
"Because I've always wanted a multi-storey carp ark!"
"Noah, I need you to build another Ark".
"What, like the last one?" says Noah.
"Er, no.....I need this one to have six storeys."
"So do you want me to lead all the animals into the Ark two by two?"
"No," says God. "I want you to take just fish on board".
"What kind of fish?" asks Noah.
"Just carp." answers God.
"But why just carp?" asks Noah.
"Because I've always wanted a multi-storey carp ark!"