Robinredbreast
Oracle
- Messages
- 18,446
- Location
- Planet Earth
- Type of diabetes
- Type 1
- Treatment type
- Insulin
- Dislikes
- Bullies, Liars, Trolls and dishonest cruel people
A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work to go fishing, so he approached his assistant.
"Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the practice"
"Yes sir", answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks " So Murphy, how was your day?"
Murphy told him that he took care of three patients " The first one had a headache, so I gave him Paracetamol ""
" Brave Murphy lad and the second one, asks the doctor?"
" The second one had indigestion, so I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir" says Murphy.
"Bravo, brave! You're good at this Murphy, what about the third one asks the doctor ?"
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous women bursts in, so she does. Like a bolt out of the blue, she takes off her clothes , taking off everything including her bra and panties and lies down on the table, legs wide open and shouts " HELP ME for the love of St Patrick. For five years I have not seen a man"
"Tunderin lard Jesus Murphy, what did you do asks the doctor?"
" I put drops in her eyes"
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"Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the practice"
"Yes sir", answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks " So Murphy, how was your day?"
Murphy told him that he took care of three patients " The first one had a headache, so I gave him Paracetamol ""
" Brave Murphy lad and the second one, asks the doctor?"
" The second one had indigestion, so I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir" says Murphy.
"Bravo, brave! You're good at this Murphy, what about the third one asks the doctor ?"
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous women bursts in, so she does. Like a bolt out of the blue, she takes off her clothes , taking off everything including her bra and panties and lies down on the table, legs wide open and shouts " HELP ME for the love of St Patrick. For five years I have not seen a man"
"Tunderin lard Jesus Murphy, what did you do asks the doctor?"
" I put drops in her eyes"
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