Antechinus
Well-Known Member
- Messages
- 135
- Location
- Mudgee, NSW
- Type of diabetes
- Don't have diabetes
- Treatment type
- I do not have diabetes
I hope these give you a laugh!
Pre diagnosis
Optometrist: Why are you here before your annual check-up?
Me: Well, I've noticed I've gotten a lot more short-sighted in the last month.
Optometrist: Mmm... well it's probably taken longer than that.
Me: No but I pay attention to it. It's just been a few weeks.
Optometrist: Do you have diabetes?
Me: No.
Optometrist: <shaking his head> well it must have taken longer and you just didn't notice it.
Two weeks later I was admitted to hospital with a sugar of 42...
Hospital (at diagnosis)
<nurse sticks a cannula in my arm>
<I look away and wince>
Nurse (nastily): You'd better get used to it, you're going to have thousands of those!
More hospital (at diagnosis)
Nurse: Could you please wee in here...
Me: Uh.... I'll... try?
Nurse: Well you'd better do it, otherwise we'll have to stick a tube into you.
Psychiatrist
Psychiatrist: Medical conditions?
Me: Type 1 diabetes
Psych: Tsk Tsk you must have eaten too much sugar when you were younger.
Me: No... that's Type 2 diabetes
Psych: No, it's definitely type 1.
Me: No, um...
Psych: Yes it is. I have a niece with type 1 diabetes.
Me: I... I don't think...
<Psych stares>
<I shut up>
There are some people who work in various medical spheres who, I agree, need retraining or involved in some kind of continuing professional development. I would however like to applaud every one who has contributed to helping me understand and deal with my T1. I am indebted
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