Pura Vida
Well-Known Member
HOW Hot Is It In Manitoba ~
A buddy out of Portage la Prairie , Mb said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A man in Steinbach, Mb said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
At Lockport Mb, they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
But just this week, in St. Vital, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
It's so dry and hot in Manitoba that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
Now That's Dry!