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Just for a laugh.................. what be your pirate name ?

My pirate name is:

Harriet "Fair Wind" Pigg
"The Drunkard of Bandana Anchorage!"

This pirate be loaded to the Gunwales on grog!
 
Enclave said:
My pirate name is:Theo "One-Eyed" Manhire"The Plague Bringer of Paradise Sea!" This pirate be consorting too much with the locals on the mainland!

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Some of these pirate names & descriptions generated are just dodgy.. Lol I'm starting to wonder if some sort of "polari" is being used...?
 
Enclave said:
My pirate name is:Theo "One-Eyed" Manhire"The Plague Bringer of Paradise Sea!" This pirate be consorting too much with the locals on the mainland!

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@Enclave , that is just AWESOME!

I tried it but mine was really BBBOOOOORRRRRIIIINNNNGGGGG so I didn't even post it.
 
Enclave said:
My pirate name is:Theo "One-Eyed" Manhire"The Plague Bringer of Paradise Sea!" This pirate be consorting too much with the locals on the mainland!

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I just wish to point out that i don't by any means blame Enclave..

OK, I have looked at this one & find the undertone on the offensive side..
My reason. It's derogatory to gays. its subtle a slur..!
Theo "One-Eyed" Manhire" = The term without getting course my self in elaborating on the first point.. is wrong.

"The Plague Bringer of Paradise Sea!"= misguided assumption "one eyed man hire" is a HIV carrier.

"This pirate be consorting too much with the locals on the mainland!"= a misinformed reference to orientation inherent promiscuity of the aforementioned.



I realize this is not the intention of contributors of this thread. Just a little concerned about what this "name generator" will throw up next...
 
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I must admit (having learned about Enclave's interesting secondary occupation) that I went back to the name generator and tried again.

Several times.

But apparently I am still a boring person.
 
I don't know why I was given this name it's nothing like me sorry if I have offended .. I only cut and pasted what it said having re read it .. It's not nice is it ... And I am nice ..honest

Edit to add .. It is very offensive ..after reading it slowly ..I am going to delete it and never go there again ..sorry everyone !
 
Oh nooooo @Enclave you have brightened up my day. A lot.

And it certainly wasn't YOU being offensive, just some bored, teenage random-name-generator programmer, way back when the thing was created.

I must be very childish, cos I think it is hilarious.
 

Thanks for you understanding Enclave. There certainly wasn't any blame towards you.
I feel there maybe someone on that name generator site with poor judgement on humour..

You could try the Star Wars name link? I can't see much random harm happening from there.
Unless your unfortunate to get Han Solo.
 
Knowing me ..yes I will get hand ......... I cannot believe I Quickly read it ..without realising what it was saying !
 
Just did the star wars name ...

My Star Wars name is:Tech Hyperblast
A Jedi Knight from Coular Peen Iv

Not a lot better really ..it's just me
 
Jaylee said:
On another piratey note. Is it me mateys, or does these generators throw up some subtle double entendres..?

I couldn't resist posting this gem from the Victorian satirist song writing team Gilbert & Sullivan.

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Saw the recent production by Mike Leigh - absolutely brilliant.
 
Avast there me 'earties I am
Carrie "Scurvy Sailor" Veal"
The Demon of Castaway Wash!"
This pirate be a prankster and a rogue – a bit of a devil you might say!

A pretty accurate description I'd say
 
Johnny "Black Eyepatch" Fry

"The Cruel Hook of Spidermonkey Isle!"

This pirate be knowing what they want and taking no prisoners!
 
My pirate name is:
Wylie "One-Tooth" Inch "The Disgrace of Sugarcane Sands!"

This pirate be a lily-livered dog who refused to walk the plank and pushed the captain overboard instead!
 
Jilly , both barrels quick

The treasure of turtle bay

This pirate be a priceless catch with a heart of gold and teeth to match
 
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