Well I'll make sure I remember that I'm ignoring you after that comment!
Well I'll make sure I remember that I'm ignoring you after that comment!Awww, don't be so unfair to yourself. You're not forgetful.
Actually you are wrong. I used to work for a phone company. The amount of MEN who used to need a new one because they had dropped it down the toilet!!!!!!! Was incredible. Never had a woman with that issue contact us!It was cloudy and I didn't notice Venus creeping behind Saturn otherwise I would have said "it's in the bathroom".
Anyway, why do you take your phone in the bathroom? This is defo a woman thing, right?
.........................and we drop them down the toilet WHY? Because the other half is giving grief on the other endActually you are wrong. I used to work for a phone company. The amount of MEN who used to need a new one because they had dropped it down the toilet!!!!!!! Was incredible. Never had a woman with that issue contact us!
.........................and we drop them down the toilet WHY? Because the other half is giving grief on the other end
So you drop an expensive piece of kit down the loo in a fit of pique?.........................and we drop them down the toilet WHY? Because the other half is giving grief on the other end
So you drop an expensive piece of kit down the loo in a fit of pique?
Just because it was not you who won the lottery ....I suggest you take a look at her account details and question her as to where it all came from. She doesn't work, she's a couch potato and ask her to recite any line off the Jeremy Kyle show......eh!!
As for the mobile phone chip, well she has that as well cos she kept my phone. Evil, evil woman and how she has the cheek to have a "lovely little harmless fluffy feathered Robin" as an avatar.....................well what more can I say!!
Oh yeah, check out the house she is showing off in her signature....................That was mine before we even met. She got that and all the Bluebell carpeted land around it.
tmi !!!!!!!I didn't take my phone into the bathroom as such. It was in my jeans' pocket (see earlier post) and fell out onto the floor when I undressed. I picked it up and put it on the nearest cupboard.
No, in this instance it wasn't my husband's fault I lost my phone. It was all my own fault on 2 counts. I forgot where I put it and I knew it needed charging and didn't bother.However when I know where I have left it and it's not there - then it's his fault.
Kat - take my hand, I'll lead you out of here and back to the sanity of the rest of the forum! Where shall we go? Room 101? The football thread?Just because it was not you who the lottery ....
Money is the root of all evil , they say
What are you man or mouse
( please help because I will start believing all of this soon)
Sorry for the delay but I had to look up the word "PIQUE" and as I've dropped my phone down the loo I had to use the net. NO, not to fish it back out,So you drop an expensive piece of kit down the loo in a fit of pique?
Now you want to hold my hand , and you have just been telling us how you got undressed lol lolKat - take my hand, I'll lead you out of here and back to the sanity of the rest of the forum! Where shall we go? Room 101? The football thread?
I'm a PISCEAN....idealistic...romantic....always see two sides of a story....definitely sensitive.....I'm Pisces :-
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Pisces Strength Keywords:
- Compassionate
- Adaptable
- Accepting
- Devoted
- Imaginative
Pisces Weakness Keywords:
- Oversensitive
- Indecisive
- Self-pitying
- Lazy
- Escapist
Pisces and Independence:
Pisces needs a dominant partner of role model in their life or they will very easily fall into a pit of self-pity and self-undoing. When they are independent and inspired by life's events, their creativity comes shining through but they are unable to be on their own for long before they start dreaming in their imaginary world of happy people and happy endings. They need other people to keep them grounded and on the right track.
Pisces and Friendship:
Pisces will go out of their way to help a friend. They are extremely sensitive and loyal. They will take a friend's problem and make it their own and suffer with them. This is the weak spot of Pisces but any friend of this zodiac sign should know that although they are attracted to people with severe problems who desperately need help, this actually does more harm them good. Even though Pisces will offer to make everything right, do not allow them to take on all your problems because they will lose their identity in your situation. They need a strong positive friend to make them strong. Pisces like adventure, new situation and social events. A Pisces friend will always have something exciting in mind and it is a very fulfilling, long lasting friendship.
Pisces and Business:
Pisces does not take well to a position of leadership or high business person, they are too sensitive and lacking in self-discipline and lacking self-confidence for a positions such as that. What they are good at is is writing, acting, poetry, or being musicians. Pisces are excellent at anything that tugs at the heart strings and mystical/spiritual. They are extremely creative and can use their skills of creativity and their understanding of people to inspire others. Unfortunately, most Pisces take the easy way out in life and never attain the degree of fame that they possibly could, they have to stop self-doubting themselves because they are capable of being good role models and leaders to others, people do look up to them.
Pisces and Temperament:
The Pisces personality is hard to pin down, it is very mysterious and elusive. Pisces are molded by their surroundings, they incorporate their experiences and surroundings into themselves. They have extreme compassion and they feel the pain of others. If something is wrong in the world that affects them, it affects them deeply, they take it to heart and feel extreme feelings regarding the matter. When they are happy, they are extremely happy and when they are sad, they are extremely depressed.
Pisces Deep Inside:
Pisces have an intuitive and psychic ability more then any other zodiac signs. They trust their gut feelings and if they do not, they quickly learn to because they realize that their hunches are usually correct. Pisces downfall is their sensitivity and their inability to reject another person. They do not like rejection and they try to treat others the way they want to be treated so they will rarely say no to a person for fear of hurting their feelings. They will help another person with their problems and like to do so because making others feel good in turn makes them feel good. Pisces is the zodiac sign of self-undoing. People born under this zodiac sign are not susceptible to bad luck and unfortunate events, they bring them on themselves by overindulging, laziness and a knack for picking poorly suited partners and friends. They want people in their life who stir their emotions because this helps them to practice emotional stability. The inner conflict of Pisces is extremes of temperament and conflicting emotions. They are trying to pinpoint themselves on the real world while their spiritual world can cloud their vision, they will try to escape or avoid a situation instead of confronting it. Pisces eternal struggle is to learn to use their powers and their imagination in a positive, productive way and vying for emotional stability by not giving away their emotions to everyone else, they need to help themselves.
Pisces in a Nutshell:
Pisces is the sign of mysticism, mystery and the spiritual unknown. Pisces live in two worlds, the real world and the spiritual or mystical world where they interpret what they see into what they want. They do this to avoid all the realities of pain and suffering in the world. They have extremes of emotions and feel both good and bad intensively. Pisces have formidable intuitive ability. Most Pisces are somehow involved with occult or spiritualism. Pisces are very good at understanding people for they have the ability to delve into the psyche and see behind a person's motivations. Pisces are prone to drug addiction and indulging lifestyles because of their eternal search for themselves and their fear of confrontation and having to change a situation, also they justify drug use by allowing it to get closer with their 'spiritual selves'. Once they aware this is why they are doing it, it will be easier to kick the habit. Pisces are not the pushovers that they may seem, in fact they have strength of character and will stand up for what they believe in and and they can do hard work for something they believe in. They can be very lazy but only in matters that they do not care about. Pisces is the most sensitive of all zodiac signs.
What it's Like to Date a Pisces Woman:
Pisces women are very captivating and fascinating. She makes a man feel like a man because of her need for a protector and leader. She is charming, soft and feminine. The ultimate enchantress. She can see right through a man and she is not easy to fool, so any man better be straight with her and not lead her on, because instead of confronting him, she will simply disappear. She needs to nurture and will give the man orders, but only for his own good. She will make sure he is eating properly and getting enough sleep, sort of like a mother nurturing a child. What she needs in return is a man to protect and cherish her, make her feel like she is needed and loved. She might almost be clingy and dependent but never overbearingly. Her partner will become of better half. She needs patience and sympathy and you have to be gentle with her. Don't poke fun or tease and definitely do not reject her harshly because she can't stand rejection. She is extremely romantic and will lose herself in the relationship. The Pisces woman is the ultra feminine nurturer, the ideal woman for the right man.
What it's Like to Date a Pisces Man:
Pisces man is is the ultimate romantic, the sensitive man who feels with a woman. Pisces male is the ideal zodiac sign for the woman who complains that men are not sensitive enough, this man is. However, he has such an ideal of romance that is unrealistic and will fall out of love when he realizes that there is no such thing as the perfect woman. This man lives in the world of dreams and he needs a woman to keep him grounded. He always seems to chose the wrong woman, or a woman he can't have like a married woman that way there is no worry about becoming emotionally attached. He needs a woman who can dominate him, but very subtly. She has to be able to help him steer clear of bad habits and bad thoughts. Pisces man needs sensitivity, generosity and compassion, nurture him and he will nurture you back. A fulfilling emotional relationship for the strong yet sensitive woman.
How to Attract Pisces:
talk about spirituality, the occult, astrology, anything that is out of reach of the real world. They will easily get lost in a good conversation. Although they are attracted to people with severe problems who desperately need help, this actually does more harm them good. Even though Pisces will offer to make everything right, do not allow them to take on all your problems because they will lose their identity in your situation. They need a strong positive partner to make them strong. Pisces like adventure, new situation and social events and will be up to doing almost anything that you suggest. Make them laugh, they are usually melancholy and will be impressed if someone has the ability to make them laugh. They are not very conservative people so do not be afraid to talk about unconventional or strange things and tell them odd jokes, they will be impressed by that. They are suckers for flattery give them compliments and tell them in a roundabout way that you admire them. Be sensitive, generous and gentle, make them feel comfortable with you and make them feel good about themselves and all will be smooth sailing!
Interesting
So is that statistically significant now...either all pisceans are Diabetic or they more likely to want to contribute to a forum like this....coming from an almost complete fit of a Pisces Man.Wow -
There are lots of pisces forum members here !
Quite amazing eh
This was when I had a shower! So at least you know I have washed! I know that cats don't usually like water but surely you undress for a shower too?Now you want to hold my hand , and you have just been telling us how you got undressed lol lol
A nice bubble bathThis was when I had a shower! So at least you know I have washed! I know that cats don't usually like water but surely you undress for a shower too?
lol I don't think so. I would be banned from this site immediatelyThe only way to be sure is with photographic evidence View attachment 10670 View attachment 10671
Remember you only need chocolateThe only way to be sure is with photographic evidence View attachment 10670 View attachment 10671
What are your thoughts on sharing water and saving the planet?A nice bubble bath
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