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Just for fun, what birth sign are you ?

@Andy12345 Is this anything like you? :)

Cancer, the fourth sign of the zodiac, is a water sign, which signifies your highly emotional nature. Being under the sway of the element of water also makes you highly caring, generous and intuitive. You are highly evolved, even spiritual — the water signs are karmically developed and refined in spirit.

Water is malleable and adaptable. You are very much like that. You adapt when you have to, but you much prefer to make changes on your own terms.
Like water, you are soothing and nourishing too. Life-supporting energies are at the heart of your character. You will act as a support for many people — in your own family and beyond.

You are for the most part a person of feeling and sensation. Often you will ignore your own judgment and rationality, and someone’s else’s reasonable advice, in favour of how you feel. You don’t care if you’re wrong, either! If your intuition tells you to do something, like reaching out to give someone a helping hand, you’ll just do it.

Others turn to you when they need a shoulder to cry on — you’ll do well in any of the caring professions. This approach is highlighted by your key life phrase, ‘I nurture’. You find it difficult to turn away anyone in need. Anyone who knows you will agree that you are one of the best people to connect with if they need advice. Friends will turn to you if they are in trouble, knowing that your sensitive and compassionate touch will lighten their load.
Sounds just like my youngest and she is cancer! Wow!
 
Could not resist that
I can't! She left me penniless, took the house even kept my Black and Decker drill with diamond encrusted masonry bits. She burnt all the photos and smashed my favourite Petunia vase. Oh and I never saw my Nana Mouskouri LP's again as she gave them to the local charity shop.
She makes me out to be so bad when really it was her you know.:(
i need to see any bank account details ....this really is not good enough , those diamonds would of been fake as well.
How cheap can you get , making up these stories ...
Burnt the photos ....mobile phone chip required :woot::watching::woot:
 
Could not resist that

i need to see any bank account details ....this really is not good enough , those diamonds would of been fake as well.
How cheap can you get , making up these stories ...
Burnt the photos ....mobile phone chip required :woot::watching::woot:
I suggest you take a look at her account details and question her as to where it all came from. She doesn't work, she's a couch potato and ask her to recite any line off the Jeremy Kyle show......eh!!
As for the mobile phone chip, well she has that as well cos she kept my phone. Evil, evil woman and how she has the cheek to have a "lovely little harmless fluffy feathered Robin" as an avatar.....................well what more can I say!!:(
Oh yeah, check out the house she is showing off in her signature....................That was mine before we even met. She got that and all the Bluebell carpeted land around it.
 
Hmmmm well I reckon this thread is proving that those of you who believe in horoscopes are indeed bonkers. (no I'm not talking about Sid)
 
I've noticed you're putting a lot of posts on here. Are you getting converted maybe?:rolleyes::D:D
No. Now, if someone could tell me where a Scorpio woman is most likely to have left her mobile phone (which is now out of battery so I can't ring it) that might go some way to proving these things are indeed useful! :)
 
No. Now, if someone could tell me where a Scorpio woman is most likely to have left her mobile phone (which is now out of battery so I can't ring it) that might go some way to proving these things are indeed useful! :)
With Jupiter aligning with Mars this month, your phone is in your coat pocket........................no, not that coat pocket, the other one.:D:D
 
No. Now, if someone could tell me where a Scorpio woman is most likely to have left her mobile phone (which is now out of battery so I can't ring it) that might go some way to proving these things are indeed useful! :)
Where did you last have it?:hilarious::hilarious::hilarious: (Mr Scandis standard response when I misplace something)
To which the standard response is"Well if I knew that, it wouldn't be lost, would it?!!!!!":mad::mad::mad:
 
With Jupiter aligning with Mars this month, your phone is in your coat pocket........................no, not that coat pocket, the other one.:D:D
Wrong! See horoscopes don't work! I just found it fallen between 2 items on top of a bathroom cupboard. It may have helped if I had told you I rarely wear a coat! A jeans pocket was my first choice. :)

Where did you last have it?:hilarious::hilarious::hilarious: (Mr Scandis standard response when I misplace something)
To which the standard response is"Well if I knew that, it wouldn't be lost, would it?!!!!!":mad::mad::mad:

My standard response to that is "Over there - now where did YOU move it to?" He's always tidying away my things and then forgetting where he has put them:mad::mad::mad:
 
Wrong! See horoscopes don't work! I just found it fallen between 2 items on top of a bathroom cupboard. It may have helped if I had told you I rarely wear a coat! A jeans pocket was my first choice. :)
It was cloudy and I didn't notice Venus creeping behind Saturn otherwise I would have said "it's in the bathroom".:rolleyes:
Anyway, why do you take your phone in the bathroom? This is defo a woman thing, right?:confused::D
 
My standard response to that is "Over there - now where did YOU move it to?" He's always tidying away my things and then forgetting where he has put them:mad::mad::mad:

Oh I see!! It was HIS fault YOU lost YOUR phone...........................typical:D:D
 
It was cloudy and I didn't notice Venus creeping behind Saturn otherwise I would have said "it's in the bathroom".:rolleyes:
Anyway, why do you take your phone in the bathroom? This is defo a woman thing, right?:confused::D
I didn't take my phone into the bathroom as such. It was in my jeans' pocket (see earlier post) and fell out onto the floor when I undressed. I picked it up and put it on the nearest cupboard.

No, in this instance it wasn't my husband's fault I lost my phone. It was all my own fault on 2 counts. I forgot where I put it and I knew it needed charging and didn't bother. :rolleyes: However when I know where I have left it and it's not there - then it's his fault.:mad:
 
I didn't take my phone into the bathroom as such. It was in my jeans' pocket (see earlier post) and fell out onto the floor when I undressed. I picked it up and put it on the nearest cupboard.
So if you can remember it falling out of your jeans pocket, and you picking it up and putting it on top of the cupboard. How come you say it was lost?:confused::D:D
 
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