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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DeafDiabetic" data-source="post: 158991" data-attributes="member: 29540">I used to suffer from the almighty leg cramps terribly. Tried several meds OTC but none seemed to work. Then, just like the cowboy doctors standing at the end of his wagon shouting his (dubious) wares I thought up a non NHS cure..... Listening?Well, folks, this is what I did, picked up a banana, chopped it all up into tiny pieces. Squeezed it all into a drinking glass. Poured in just enough tonic water to make it wet and drinkable. Stirred well up. Counted one, two, three (cos it sure tastes goddam horrible) and gulped the whole lot down....Result? Cartwheels-a-plenty!(bananas contain potassisum, tonic water contains quinine)Roll up! Roll up! A dime a time.....<spits into dust, saunters over to bonfire for can o' baked beans>("Rawhide" music playing in background......)Cut!</blockquote>

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