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Men taking all the risks try being a female on dating sites, unbelievable, (((( shivers)))) OMG
 
Morning RRB

I submit ... but do NOT tell anyone. promise?

Mike
 
That's your Dirty mind ticking over lol,as for the yellow vest maybe it is to cover up all the food and drink they spill down themselves.
 
Morning RRB

I submit ... but do NOT tell anyone. promise?

Mike

I promises cross my heart X having a little laugh and a big smile helps the day off to a good start. You changed your avatar Mike, very smart
 
That's your Dirty mind ticking over lol,as for the yellow vest maybe it is to cover up all the food and drink they spill down themselves.

I do not have a dirty mind, they DO look like boobs so funny
 
Men taking all the risks try being a female on dating sites, unbelievable, (((( shivers)))) OMG
No thanks ... tooooooooooo many weirdos and yes, way more on my (our) side.

Hate predators and online is a dangerous game at best.
 
I promises cross my heart X having a little laugh and a big smile helps the day off to a good start. You changed your avatar Mike, very smart

Thanks RRB

Me with the Carlton Football club (AFL= Australian football league) premiership cup of 1995.
 


.... and ONLY we can use the term "blues" to refer to a football team, a mistake, a fights or a pack of winfields
 
After celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, the elderly gentleman was asked: "What is your secret to a successful marriage?" He replied: "I've been following this mantra for 50 years and it works!" What is that mantra?" "YES DEAR"
My husband SAYS this one to me
Gospel - he really does !!!
We have survived 31years marriage now .
 
Well, when I got married all those years ago I thought I'd be getting a car mechanic, decorator, carpenter all round DIY man just like his Dad. What id I get, take the car to the garage, I'll get someone in to do it, lets go to Homebase and sort out the kitchn (his Dad actually built their fitted kitchen from scrach with not pre formed cupboard in sight), we'll make a start soon (on the decorating) Can I send him back under the trades descripton act? I've still got the receipt (marriage certificate) Of course for his side of the bargain he got a total domestic goddess!!!
 
It is impossible to get it right with these lovely Woman that spend most of their time whinging and moaning etc; etc; bla bla bla.
It is our 40th in a few weeks, I am doing my brain in what to do. Weekend in Paris, London show or whatever. Then probably after the event this darling weird creature will say, something like "you new I wanted a new cooker instead of that daft trip".
Us poor men will never get it right.
 
Just give her the money then its her choice
 
After almost 40 years have you not learnt to talk to her yet ?
ASK her what she wants, and you may survive a few more !!!!
But the Medal is in the post for making 40, well done
 
After almost 40 years have you not learnt to talk to her yet ?
ASK her what she wants, and you may survive a few more !!!!
But the Medal is in the post for making 40, well done
I just want to give a well deserved surprise.
 
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