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<blockquote data-quote="Andy12345" data-source="post: 375250" data-attributes="member: 59108"><p>I'm sorry this has nothing to do with diabetes but the mention of morrisons has made me tell you....I was in the park next to morrisons with the wife and kids one day when I had immediate and most urgent need for a number two, by the time I had run to morrisons I was just about ready to explode so in I run and hallelujah I made it, don't know what had done it but it wasn't pretty, as I'm sitting there I hear a little kids and there mum come into the next stall, hmmm ok I think the kids to embarrassed to go into the girls so the mum nipped him into the gents why not huh, a second or two later in come 2 girls chatting, oops they have come into the gents by mistake........or.........oh no.........please god no.........yup! So do I say loudly, hello! Sorry! I seem to have come into the wrong toilet and leave, nope I opt for waiting them out and slipping out when they leave, the kid and mum taking forever now and they only have 2 stalls including the one im in, so I'm sitting there now, I can't pull the chain because I would have to walk out, I'm just sitting there for ages, now we have a whole group of women in the toilet, they are all chatting away which in itself was very weird, blokes don't chat in toilets. So here I am, 10 minutes must have passed and soon someone's going to knock and ask if everything's ok in my stall, what the hell am I going to do then? Put on a feminine voice and say "no I'm fine" then stay in there? I bite the bullet pull the chain and leave the stall heading for the wash basin and wash my hands to a stunned silent large group of women, one says you do realise this is the ladies? Sorry I say I made a mistake, yeah sure you did, are you some kind of pervert, so have to defend my honour so I stop and start to argue with this woman, in the women's toilet eventually deciding I have to escape and practically burst out of the door with this woman saying things I can't repeat and everyone else staring at me, when people say "I could have died with embarrassment" well I actually could have, my wife spend 20 minutes on the floor laughing, a year later I can't shop in morrisons <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /> sorry for going off topic</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Andy12345, post: 375250, member: 59108"] I'm sorry this has nothing to do with diabetes but the mention of morrisons has made me tell you....I was in the park next to morrisons with the wife and kids one day when I had immediate and most urgent need for a number two, by the time I had run to morrisons I was just about ready to explode so in I run and hallelujah I made it, don't know what had done it but it wasn't pretty, as I'm sitting there I hear a little kids and there mum come into the next stall, hmmm ok I think the kids to embarrassed to go into the girls so the mum nipped him into the gents why not huh, a second or two later in come 2 girls chatting, oops they have come into the gents by mistake........or.........oh no.........please god no.........yup! So do I say loudly, hello! Sorry! I seem to have come into the wrong toilet and leave, nope I opt for waiting them out and slipping out when they leave, the kid and mum taking forever now and they only have 2 stalls including the one im in, so I'm sitting there now, I can't pull the chain because I would have to walk out, I'm just sitting there for ages, now we have a whole group of women in the toilet, they are all chatting away which in itself was very weird, blokes don't chat in toilets. So here I am, 10 minutes must have passed and soon someone's going to knock and ask if everything's ok in my stall, what the hell am I going to do then? Put on a feminine voice and say "no I'm fine" then stay in there? I bite the bullet pull the chain and leave the stall heading for the wash basin and wash my hands to a stunned silent large group of women, one says you do realise this is the ladies? Sorry I say I made a mistake, yeah sure you did, are you some kind of pervert, so have to defend my honour so I stop and start to argue with this woman, in the women's toilet eventually deciding I have to escape and practically burst out of the door with this woman saying things I can't repeat and everyone else staring at me, when people say "I could have died with embarrassment" well I actually could have, my wife spend 20 minutes on the floor laughing, a year later I can't shop in morrisons :) sorry for going off topic [/QUOTE]
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