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Mother in law

myrio

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HULL
Type of diabetes
Type 2
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Insulin
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VEGETABLES
I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY MOTHER IN LAWS GRAVE TODAY ---------------------------SHE THINKS I AM DIGGING A FISH POND
 
I always used to say I worshipped the ground she was going in. At the moment she's still on a shelf in the garage and if she doesn't move out soon I'm going to use her round the roses!
 
I was outside a bank waiting to use cash machine when an old lady asked me to check her balance---------------------so i pushed her over
 
Heck, I ain't been in here for yonks, and there's some goods one's flying around.


Anyway,
Last night the local Peeping Tom knocked on my mother-in-laws’ door,

And asked her to shut her blinds.
 
WeeWillie said:
Heck, I ain't been in here for yonks, and there's some goods one's flying around.


Anyway,
Last night the local Peeping Tom knocked on my mother-in-laws’ door,

And asked her to shut her blinds.
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I really am laughing out loud now!
 
I am not saying my mother in law is ugly ---------------------but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap
 
I always know when mother in law is comming to stay ----------------- the mice throw themselfs on the traps
 
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