Pura Vida
Well-Known Member
My job search
This is quite clever. I wonder who thinks of all this stuff.
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,but justcouldn't hack it, so they gave me theaxe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,but wasn't suited for it,mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,but thatwas too exhausting.
5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a littlespice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any wayI sliced it.... I couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician,but eventually foundI wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,but didn't have any patience.
9.Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
10.I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
11.Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,but the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said Iwasn't fit for the job.
13.After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally gota job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
14.My last job was working in Starbucks,but had to quit becauseit was the same old grind.
15. SO, I TRIED
RETIREMENT
AND I FOUND I'M
PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
This is quite clever. I wonder who thinks of all this stuff.
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,but justcouldn't hack it, so they gave me theaxe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,but wasn't suited for it,mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,but thatwas too exhausting.
5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a littlespice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any wayI sliced it.... I couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician,but eventually foundI wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,but didn't have any patience.
9.Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
10.I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
11.Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,but the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said Iwasn't fit for the job.
13.After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally gota job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
14.My last job was working in Starbucks,but had to quit becauseit was the same old grind.
15. SO, I TRIED
RETIREMENT
AND I FOUND I'M
PERFECT FOR THE JOB!