Hiya Shark
With a sense of humour like yours, I reckon you'll do ok even if you do get a diabetes diagnosis! There is lots of info to be found on the forums, as for the pin cushion course, well...I wouldn't worry about that too much at the moment.
If you are type 2, there are lots of options open to you, diet and exercise to start with or maybe meds..wait and see what doc says.
One of the difficulties that many of us face is getting our quac..ahem HCP's to prescribe testing strips for self monitoring. If you do have the diagnosis I would certainly try and impress the importance of self monitoring and therefore proactive care for yourself, unfortunately many GP's think we should just take the tablets and have an HBa1c test every few months.
Will keep fingers crossed that all goes well, please keep us posted.