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<blockquote data-quote="chris lowe" data-source="post: 775376"><p>FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES</p><p></p><p>The missus bought a Paperback,</p><p>down Shepton Mallet way,</p><p>I had a look inside her bag;...</p><p>T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".</p><p></p><p>Well I just left her to it,</p><p>And at ten I went to bed.</p><p>An hour later she appeared;</p><p>The sight filled me with dread.</p><p></p><p>In her left hand she held a rope;</p><p>And in her right a whip!</p><p>She threw them down upon the floor,</p><p>And then began to strip.</p><p></p><p>Well fifty years or so ago;</p><p>I might have had a peek;</p><p>But Mabel hasn't weathered well;</p><p>She's eighty four next week!!</p><p></p><p>Watching Mabel bump and grind;</p><p>Could not have been much grimmer.</p><p>And things then went from bad to worse;</p><p>She toppled off her Zimmer!</p><p></p><p>She struggled back upon her feet;</p><p>A couple minutes later;</p><p>She put her teeth back in and said</p><p>"I am a dominator!!"</p><p></p><p>Now if you knew our Mabel,</p><p>You'd see just why I spluttered,</p><p>I'd spent two months in traction</p><p>For the last complaint I'd uttered.</p><p></p><p>She stood there nude and naked</p><p>Bent forward just a bit</p><p>I went to hold her, sensual like</p><p>and stood on her left tit!</p><p></p><p>Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;</p><p>My God what had I done!</p><p>She moaned and groaned then shouted out:</p><p>"Step on the other one!!"</p><p></p><p>Well readers, I can tell no more;</p><p>Of what occurred that day.</p><p>Suffice to say my jet black hair,</p><p>Turned fifty shades of grey!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chris lowe, post: 775376"] FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn't weathered well; She's eighty four next week!! Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said "I am a dominator!!" Now if you knew our Mabel, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered. She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit! Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; My God what had I done! She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one!!" Well readers, I can tell no more; Of what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of grey!! [/QUOTE]
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